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Post by rangpur on Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:40 am

You are so
beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like

I think
you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment....
oh no, I do have the right number...

Roses are
red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of
you !

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not
drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer

I wish you lots
of itching and short arms.

You have
the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

Will we
play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and

If you
did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a

A fart is
a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!

Why do
men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth
shut long enough to build up the pressure..

honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ'

I am born
this way, but what is your excuse?

I love
the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke

people die. Others become a teacher...

The more
the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Women are
just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the

If you
are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it

If I ever
die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get

When I
was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with

You know
when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace
carries you back to the sea.

When are
you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having

Roses are
red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo

On the
door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here
to shit like thunder!

hair, a shame that you sit on it.

Roses are
red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

He kisses
her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs,
and so his glasses broke.

A woman
is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she
bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks
without needing power.

It is red
and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a

I like your style ... I like your class ...
but most of all I like your ass


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